This is some of the e-mail I've gotten.
I only use e-mail I've gotten permission to print, believe it or not:
Hey Jimmy no work yet?I washed my car and waxed it and I even washed the
48 ford! That's enough work for the day!
I can't believe I finally got an e-mail from you.
This is the best day of just the bestest thing!
of my like life.. I have been president and chief
of the East Coast chapter Jim Steine fan Club since I was 5
and i always play the part of Jim Steine in our
annual musical theatre play about Jim Steine.
And after what your attorneys said to us that time
I never thought i'd actually e-meet you!
I cant believe it. You are the best!
I will now die.. Thank you.
Best of luck with the action figure-thing. I'll buy one when it comes out
Last night I had a bowl of xantham gum and MSG. And I had tap water, which I think is great, mixed with red dye #7. Red dye #4 is OK, but number 7 is redder.
We could all die tomrrow and the earth would straighten itself out in a week or two..
Some say conserve water but they are wrong because i have noticed that it rains quite often. Be very easy to get what you need from that..
rainwater and red dye #7. Its like Kool-aid! Hey Kool-Aid!
The guy that reviewed your CD obviously really liked it because he said he listened to it repeatedly.
Now call me crazy, but if i order boisenberry ice cream and i hate it i do not order 20 more of them.
all critics and reviewers are egomaniacs and artistically stifled.
they usually put down the very things they wish they didd,
Thats what i used to do, so i know its true.
Of course, Jim Steine is controlling my mind to make me say this.
The same way he made me do all those bad things.
- Lee Reynolds
Pompton Lakes, NJ
RESPONSE:
Waxing it is about the only thing I am doing these days.
- Jim Stiene
- John Kennedy
Montclair, NJ
RESPONSE:
I spell Stiene with an i. You're thinking of Jim Steine from Hohokus -
the guy who invented lint.
- Jim Stiene
and attack my dog with your kung fu grip everytime she shits on the rug! Thanks!
- Marge T
Phoenix, AZ
- John Kennedy
Montclair, NJ
- John Kennedy
Montclair, NJ
